It doesn’t get more American than this.

Miami is a city that one could easily be convinced doesn’t exist. An empire built on sun sickness and cocaine, all located in the American South? I don’t buy it.

However, it’s real, and if you’ve ever been there, you’ll quickly realize how the town became the inspiration for GTA’s Vice City. On that topic, here’s a woman stripping on top of a boat flying a Thin Blue Line flag. What a country.

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